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Minimoke

#90
Jun 28, 2023, 11:07 AM
Quote from: BlackPeter on Jun 28, 2023, 10:00 AMThere is a significant error on the passport - Clearly the country name must read: Mainland!



"South Island" is indeed correct as we are the worlds most southern island containing civilized, decent and democratic life. (We include Stuart Island as it is connected - you just cant see the connection because of the sea that covers it.  We arent dissimilar to, say Solomon Islands or Marshall Islands

"Mainland" is just a colloquial expression.

It is only by our good grace and kind hearts that we allow exports to the lesser civilised North and Western Islands.

Waltzing

#91
Jun 28, 2023, 12:26 PM
Really think someone needs to run a print of these as i think a lot of them would actually sell!!!

KW

#92
Jun 29, 2023, 11:10 AM Last Edit: Jun 29, 2023, 11:14 AM by KW
Its not too late for us to secede and become East Australia.  Then we'd get big submarines and a real air force to defend us from NI marauders.  Not that they will be able to do much up there when we cut the electricity.
Don't drink and buy shares in a downtrend, you bloody idiot.

Waltzing

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Jul 02, 2023, 12:21 PM

Waltzing

#94
Jul 19, 2023, 07:17 PM

Waltzing

#96
Jul 24, 2023, 11:33 AM Last Edit: Jul 24, 2023, 11:44 AM by Waltzing

Shareguy

#97
Jul 24, 2023, 03:38 PM
Quote from: Waltzing on Jul 24, 2023, 11:33 AMThe buzzying in my head dear  leader my Chippie ... the buzzing just doesnt go away ...

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/justice-minister-kiri-allans-arrest-and-resignation-absolutely-devastating-colleagues-reacts/Z2FN24JOKJHZZJJJH32WB4FEMA/

Another one bites the dust ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

Gosh what a horrible end for our minister of justice. I can't recall a worse ending for any minister in NZ. Can't help but feel sorry for how it ended for her, very sad.

The chances of the current lot getting in again are well in truly gone I think. It's Nationals to loose.

Waltzing

#98
Jul 24, 2023, 06:18 PM
Share Guy think your being very gracious  indeed. Yes sad stuff and im sure there will be others checking in with there doctors asking for anti depress tablets... maybe EBOS  has recovered on news that tablets are flying off the shelves ,,, must ask a PDH chemist dispenser .   PHD bio chem teachers next to be replaced by on line teaching and now do time in chemist shops... what will AI replace next ... Political everyone?  No surely not an AI PM?

Onemootpoint

#99
Jul 25, 2023, 12:36 AM
Quote from: Waltzing on Jul 24, 2023, 06:18 PM... what will AI replace next ... Political everyone?  No surely not an AI PM?

Now there's a thought....

Untamed

#100
Jul 25, 2023, 08:45 AM
It is. But nobody should underestimate their ability to do just that.

Quote from: Shareguy on Jul 24, 2023, 03:38 PMIt's Nationals to loose.

Waltzing

#101
Jul 27, 2023, 11:36 AM
Labour lost its minister of justic... they had to call in the trackers dogs to find her!!!

where is our minister shes gones AWOL!!!  call out the dogs!!!!

https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/300936477/police-dogs-used-after-kiri-allan-found-away-from-crashed-car


WHO lets the dogs out !!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkuu0Lwb5EM


Waltzing

#102
Jul 27, 2023, 11:54 AM

Onemootpoint

#103
Jul 28, 2023, 12:41 AM
Gosh, just when I thought it couldn't get worse.

Minimoke

#104
Jul 28, 2023, 02:41 PM
Quote from: Onemootpoint on Jul 28, 2023, 12:41 AMGosh, just when I thought it couldn't get worse.
But it does  - and we stil have three months until the election.

The Minister of Revenue David Parker quit due to Hipkins Capital Gains Tax Captain Call

And Minister of Finance Grant Robertson is not keen on taking GST off Food. (News that has been leaked out of secret Caucus to National)
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