Joke Corner

[Hectorplains]

A dozen years old, but still as valid- today, if not more so...

Anniversary of Black Monday next week. 

[Ferg]

Funny Kiwi comedian Javier doing gigs overseas.  Here is one of his gags:

[Waltzing]

where did political satire go in NZ... did it die?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIedNhGqWF0

[Ferg]

An oldie but a goodie....Wilson Dixon performing at the NZ Comedy Gala in 2009.  I can't find a better video sorry.

[Ferg]

Another oldie but goodie where Eddie Izzard does part of his routine in French.  Even if you don't know French, you will still understand the jokes:

[kiwi2007]

Spoke to my Son last night about him treating the house like a hotel.

I thought it went ok, but he's now put a crap review on trip advisor.

[Ferg]

I saw this clip tonight and thought I would share it.

If you like this comedian, here is another one of his which is a bit longer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED5RX-fou34

[kiwi2007]

An Aussie and a Kiwi go to a bakery.

The Kiwi steals three buns and, puts them into his pockets and, leaves. He says to the Aussie: "That took great skill and guile to steal those buns. The owner didn't even see me."

"That's just simple thievery," the Aussie replied. "I'll show you how to do it the honest way and get the same results."

The Aussie then proceeded to call out the owner of the bakery and said, "Sir, I want to show you a magic trick." The owner was intrigued so he came over to see the magic trick.

The Aussie asked him for a bun and then he proceeded to eat it. He asked two more times and after eating them again the owner said, "Okay my friend, where's the magic trick?"

The Aussie then said: "Look in the Kiwi's pockets."

[Untamed]

Sometimes the simplest jokes are the funniest 

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.
Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy.
He's a web designer.